I knew fine well I couldn't be bothered to do another one of these, but this list has been forming in my head for a few days and I want to write it down.
5 Sucky things about comically oversized bangers
- Yur toes could have shrivveled up and died for all yu know
- The only bras yu can buy are either hidoeous or a small fortune
- If yu sleep on yur stomach yur fucked
- They're not nearly as good as the small-breasted reckon
- Skipping is an extreme sport, rather than passtime of little girls.
HOWEVER
5 Great things about comically oversized bangers.
- Yu never get ID'd. EVER.
- Yu have a handy little shelf for dropped food. Eating popcorn is an experience in itself
- It doesn't matter what yu wear as long as it's tight
- People find it difficult to enter yur personal space, as yu have two orblike forcefields protecting yu.
- Whatever stupid celebrity is on TV showing off their ludicrous boob job, yu can be all smug knowing yu got yurs free.
